C.B. Dollaway: The most unmarketable fighter in the UFC?
May 29th, 2012 § 1 Comment

At UFC 146, C.B. Dollaway and Jason Miller took part in a career suicide pact, Miller was ground out and forced to follow through with a self-imposed retirement pledge, Dollaway on the other hand has strangled his marketability with his boring fighting style and anti-personality.
It’s ironic that one of the most excentric and exciting fighters in the sport should bow out to a fighter whose signature technique is crushing boredom.
With this performance Dollaway has cemented his position as an undercard fighter and will need to make drastic improvements to erase this from the minds of fans.
5 Guys who could face Dos Santos at UFC 146
April 16th, 2012 § 8 Comments
1. Alastair Overeem
The very existence of this article informs you that a replacement has not yet been named and Alastair Overeem remains in the main event. The very fact the UFC has decided file for a license application suggests they still harbour hope of their headliner being saved despite his remarkable 14-1 testosterone-to-epitestosterone ratio. Is it worth muddying the name of MMA with dirty politics in order to save this match up?
2. Frank Mir
Without a doubt the most deserving fighter currently waiting in reserve. Set to face former champ Cain Velasquez in the 146 co-main event and the winner would become number one contender. Surely then it only makes sense to give the potential call up to one of these fighters? However you can’t really give it to Velasquez as his last fight was against Dos Santos and an immediate rematch would be unearned.
3. Mark Hunt
#RallyForHunt. One of the major shocks of the Overeem-Roids scandal, more shocking than the scandal itself (let’s face it the revelation that Overeem’s growth was not legit is hardly surprising, horse meat-pah!) is the upsurge in support for Mark Hunt. An incredible Cinderella story that has seen the K-1 legend go from defeat in a courtesy fight against Sean McCorckle to the stunning upset of Cheick Kongo and now a Twitter campaign has pushed the New Zealander to the verge of an unlikely title shot.
4. Dan Henderson
Dan Henderson wants a belt. Whether that be at middleweight, light heavyweight or, as he revealed recently, heavyweight- it really doesn’t matter to ‘Hendo’. Following wins over Fedor Emelianenko and Shogun Rua, Henderson is in a very prominent and versatile position. He is a multi-divisional number one contender who can be interchanged into whatever title fight he may want. At the moment he is in line to fight the winner of Jon Jones and Rashad Evans but has hinted that he may opt for a rematch with Anderson Silva. Now he is saying he would step up to face Dos Santos. Despite being a seemingly improbable choice, he is just as deserving as Frank Mir and has every right to flit between divisions. He is getting a title shot but whether that will be at heavyweight remains to be seen.
5. Fedor Emelianenko
Ok, admittedly this one is silly. Not only is his next fight is rumoured to be in St. Petersburg against Bobby Lashley but also he hasn’t achieved anything of note since 2006. Wins over Brett Rogers, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Sylvia, Jeff Monson and Satoshi Ishii are really nothing to write home about for someone who is regarded so highly by so many. His best years are behind him but a marquee fight with Dos Santos would be huge if not merited.
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April 9th, 2012 § Leave a Comment
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Greatest Celebrations in MMA
April 5th, 2012 § 2 Comments
1. Thiago Silva- Slit Throat
For it’s sheer coolness, Thiago Silva’s slit throat celebration is in at #1. Although Josh Barnett performs a similar post victory gesture, I have to give it to Silva. The way he strides up to the camera, stares down the lens with a psychotic intensity- and then… menacingly…

2. Tito Ortiz- Grave Digger
For it’s originality and over-the-top theatrics, Tito Ortiz and his Grave Digger are in at #2. Most famously, and perhaps most fittingly, performed after finishing Ken Shamrock.
3. BJ Penn- Blood Licker
Former UFC Lightweight champ BJ Penn features on this list for his primal, if not a bit hepatitus-risky celebration following his bloody beatdown of Joe Stevenson at UFC 80. After choking out the badly busted up Stevenson, “The Prodigy” then proceeded to lick the freshly shed blood from his gloves. Although clearly crazy, it shows his litterally bloodfirsty lust for violence and is a fitting salute to an MMA victory.
4. Rampage Jackson- Wolf Howl
Although his wolf persona remains largely unexplained (the fact he used to train at Wolfslair is coincidental), Rampage Jackson’s wolf howl is part of MMA legend.
5. Chuck Liddell- ‘The Chuck Liddell’
No other way to describe it. It is a move synonymous with the man.
Chael Sonnen versus Brazil
April 4th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

Long-time UFC middleweight number one contender and trash talk world champion, Chael Sonnen, is both lauded and hated for his highly xenophobic diss campaign against Brazil.
The American started the running joke during the build-up for his fight with Anderson Silva back at UFC 117. His rants angered other Brazilian fighters, especially Wanderlei Silva.
In commemoration of the outspoken middleweight’s rematch with the champion, here is some of his tweets and quotes that hopefully summarize why he polarises fans like no one else.
Interview with Ariel Helwani
“You have to understand. If I say something in a very private manner that isn’t intended for a certain audience, come on, you can’t hold that against me. I picked my medium very carefully when I talked about Brazil. I went to the internet. And if I had the foggiest idea that they had computers in Brazil, I wouldn’t have done that.”
“I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus…this is a true story…there was a bus that pulled up to a red light and ‘Lil Nog’ tried to feed it a carrot while ‘Big Nog’ was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened? Do you believe me that that happened? He tried to feed a bus a carrot and now you’re telling me their country has computers? I didn’t know that!”
“Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you’ll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I’ll pick the lock to the master room door and take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your “jeeuu-jitsu.”
“What happened Mirko, what happened to your legs? Nothing happened. The referee’s not wearing an earpiece. The promoter didn’t come in the back and tell your opponent when to go down. That’s what happened. ‘I lost my motivation.’ No you didn’t – you suck. You suck just like Wanderlei sucks, just like Fedor sucks. Big difference when that referee is real isn’t it?”
MMA Wrestlemania
March 30th, 2012 § 5 Comments
The worlds of MMA and Pro Wrestling are often accused of overlapping. I do not mean to blur the line because I know MMA fans hate comparisons being drawn between the two. I am a fan of both, I am an MMA fan now and have fond memories of enjoying WWF when I was younger. I have decided to write this article as a nostalgic blend of old and new.
Match #1: Tag Team Titles
GSP + Rory MacDonald v The Diaz Brothers
The opening bout will feature a match up for the tag team titles. GSP and Rory Macdonald are two formidable Canadian welterweights who both fight out of the Tristar Gym in Montreal. Who better to face the Canadian duo than the rowdy Diaz Brothers from Stockton, California. It’s a perfect match up! GSP and the elder Diaz, Nick, have been feuding for weeks in the build up to their expected but eventually non-existent showdown. MacDonald and the younger Diaz, Nate, have fought before in a one-sided victory for the Canadian. Nate later went on to accuse Rory of taking steroids.
Match #2: Handicap Match
Alastair Overeem v Ian McCall + Demetrious Johnson
Next up we have an interesting handicap match between the ginormous Dutchman, Alastair Overeem and mini American fighters Ian McCall and Demetrious Johnson. Pro Wrestling has a tendency of pitting a monstrous heel against two opponents who are much smaller in stature.
Match #3: Ladder Match/ Loser Gets Fired
Jason Miller v Dan Hardy
In this bout, Jason “Mayhem” Miller and Dan Hardy will compete in a ladder match for a UFC contract. Dangling precariously above the centre of the ring is a 3-fight UFC deal and the first man to grab it is once again secure in the number one MMA promotion, the loser is fired. Hardy is on a four fight losing streak that has seen him fall from challenging for the title to the threat of release. Miller has had a nomadic career and last year he returned to the UFC to face Michael Bisping. The manner of Miller’s subsequent beat down has thrown his UFC future into question.
Match #4: Hell in a Cell
Brock Lesnar v Frank Mir
Now that Brock Lesnar has left the UFC, the only way to conclude this most hateful of rivalry is in the iconic Hell in a Cell. The most brutal match to house the most vicious hatred. Imagine Frank Mir getting chucked Mankind-esque from the top of the cell through the announcers table. Joe Rogan would go nuts, while he contemplates watching the rest of the event with nowhere to rest his elbows.
Match #5: Fatal Four Way for the Number One Contender Spot
Michael Bisping v Rousimar Palhares v Chris Weidman v Vitor Belfort
Who shall face the winner of Anderson Silva versus Chael Sonnen? This Fatal Four Way will determine the rightful number one contender. Bisping was gathering real momentum until he ran into Chael Sonnen, however many believed he won the fight and gained a lot of respect and credibility in defeat. Palhares has really captured the imaginations of MMA fans with his terrifying ground game. The fighter dubbed ‘the scariest fighter in the UFC’ by Joe Rogan has grabbed a lot of attention with his horror leg locks that threaten to end the career of anyone who gets caught in them. Weidman is a young middleweight who has amassed a great deal of hype already. His latest victory over a lackluster Damian Maia proved to many that he is the real deal. Belfort is a perennial contender and with his dramatic victory over a much bigger Anthony Johnson he is once again back in the mix for a title shot. If he can get past fellow Brazilian Wanderlei Silva in his next fight he may get another rematch with another Silva. Oh, and obviously wins this Fatal Four Way… obviously.
Match #6: Kiss My Ass Match
Dana White v Tito Ortiz/ Rampage Jackson/ Fedor Emelianenko
Vince McMahon is the Dana White of the WWE Universe and has a particular penchant for getting his enemies to kiss his ass. This pursuit was reserved for his most bitter of adversaries such as Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. In this match Dana White would face off against one his rivals with similar ass-kissing stipulations. He could face either Tito Ortiz, Rampage Jackson or Fedor Emelianenko. Due to the disparagement of technical ability, one of Dana’s stablemates will interfere in the match. Perhaps Lorenzo Fertitta will run in with a steel chair. If it is Rampage he is facing it would be a vengeful Ariel Helwani who would come dashing down to screw Jackson over. Maybe knocking him out with his microphone?
Main Event: World Title Fight
Jon Jones v Rashad Evans w/ Special Guest Referee Greg Jackson
In the Main Event we have title fight between Jon Jones and Rashad Evans with, controversially, Greg Jackson as special guest referee. Jackson is the current trainer of Jones and the former trainer of Evans, will his split loyalties have an effect on his ability to fairly arbitrate the fight? Similar to when Triple H fought The Rock in an Iron Man Match with Shaun Michaels as ref, will Jackson’s presence be a deciding factor in the outcome?
Who could be next for Jon Jones?
March 26th, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I am writing this post in acknowledgement of the ever shortening list of fighters available to be put through the Jon Jones shredder. Now don’t get me wrong, I am not for a second discounting Rashad Evans’ chances at UFC 145, even if the bookmakers are. To me, Rashad Evans is the toughest fight of Jones’ career to date and is the man best equipped to take the belt. That said, if Evans should fail to regain the light heavyweight title, who else is really out there to face the champion? I have compiled a list, admittedly it is a short and multi-divisional list, of the last remaining beacons of hope should Evans fall.
1. Dan Henderson
Hendo is on a tear. He’s on a four fight win streak which includes wins over MMA legends Fedor Emelianenko and Shogun Rua. Henderson had vacated his Strikeforce light heavyweight title to pursue Jones and the UFC title. Stylistically, this may prove to be a difficult fight for Jones. Henderson possesses knock out power in his hands but he also has the wrestling credentials to possibly take the fight to the mat.
This fight scenario is very reminiscent of Henderson versus Silva in which the American succumbed to a rear naked choke. Jones has yet to demonstrate that he has a ground game as deadly as Silva’s. The submission victories the young champion has are against opponents so battered and demoralized that they limply concede limbs and necks.
Jones has faced a similar foe already. Ryan Bader is a watered-down version of Henderson- big one punch power and accomplished wrestling. The ease in which Bader was beaten must be a concern for Henderson fans.
2. Alexander Gustafsson
Alexander Gustafsson is like Jon Jones in a way. Very young and very promising and with only one blemish on his record. He has looked a real contender recently, finishing his last four opponents. He has yet to beat a top ranked opponent but his compition level has been gradually increasing.
In his next fight he will be facing dangerous Brazilain Thiago Silva at UFC on FUEL TV 2 in Sweden and if he can win impressively, necessity of a challenger in such a bare division may force the young swede into the title picture.
3. Anderson Silva
This is the most interesting fight of the list. Weirdly, despite dominating for six years, Anderson Silva is still further away from clearing his division than Jon Jones. Should Silva get past Sonnen he will still have to face the likes of Michael Bisping, Rousimar Palhares and Chris Weidman before his domination of the middleweight division is complete. Jones on the other hand has already dispatched of Ryan Bader, Shogun Rua, Rampage Jackson and Lyoto Machida in such devastating fashion that rematches are out of the question. Apart from a few, the light heavyweight division is full of fighters past their prime or stumbling inconsistently.
4. Gegard Mousasi
The Strikeforce fighter and DREAM light heavyweight champion has always been one of the fighters fans having been craving to see in the UFC. If he can claim the vacant Strikeforce light heavyweight title then he may just finally have earned his rightful place in the big league. Not only would he be entering the big league but he will be entering a thoroughly depleted division.
5. Frank Mir
Like when Anderson Silva moved up to light heavy and fought Forrest Griffin, Jon Jones should just dip his toe in the water by facing a top 5 contender. Frank Mir has the skills and the name to match up with the PPV selling standards of Jon Jones.
This is all hypothetical though as Jones still has to get through Rashad Evans at UFC 145. Knowing my luck, Evans will likely win the fight rendering this article pointless.
















































